Wednesday, December 01, 2004
6:15 PM
Joker works on his face
My previous blog has been incinerated, cremated, buried, and put to sleep.
This is a whole new one. I really need a blog. Or else how can i broadcast the stupid doings of stupid cocksters to the whole world? And here it goes !!!!!!......
Today's guest star is Sim Buang Heng, from my camp. Let me give u some intro on him first:
1) Very long face, protruding jaws, arghhh. Just imagine... hideous. His face is probably god's idea of a joke. Maybe god decided to try being funny.
2) His hair is.... ah! got it.. Remember how the pringle's potato chips logo look like? The logo is a face. The hair on the logo is exactly how his hair looks like.
Very short hair, but still decided to comb centre parting. Looks like a moustach that grows above his fore-head.
His character is probably what MOE (Ministry of E-diots) try to prevent when they implemented civics and moral education in our sec sch days.
His latest crime: Waste of army resources.
First, he keep applying for self upgrading courses saying that if he upgrade himself he can benefit the army. Something like when a cow shits on a field the crops will all grow. Bull-shit.
Yesterday, he went to the medical centre to try to get army to sponsor his nose operation. He wants to straighten that dick on his face.
He will probably pretend to crawl on the floor, and say " ah, i cannot breath, my nose is crooked. The air cannot come out, please straighten it for me."
If i am the doctor i will just chop that damn thing out of his face and stick a rubber pipe there for him. Then he will probably get another medical appointment to alter the length of his pipe.
Before i go on, let me clarify. Nose being a little crooked is common. my nose is too. And there is a person i know of, who is very important to me, and this person has a slightly slanted nose too.
I am despising Sim, definitely not because of his crooked 'penis on his face' Cos there is nothing wrong and nothing to feel bad about if your nose is not as straight as your finger. I am despising Sim because of the way he Chao keng in army, always trying means and way to get all sorts of appointments to evade work, and finding excuse to use resources for his own sole benefit. What national service is he crapping about.
His national service probably means the nation serves him. Imagine 2 million singaporeans pay income-tax so that Sim Buan Heng straightens his nose?????? What the fuck!
And this idiot buys fabreeze to use as a air freshener. He happily spray and spray that damn thing in the bunk last friday. I was hiding in my bunk last friday, and was definitely not in a mood to admire that horse face's monkey tricks already, and that idiot still gave me a runny nose.
Talking about his logic:
1)He then sprayed some fabreeze on his uniform before before packing it to bring back to wash! For fuck? U r going to wash it already, so still spray fabreeze for what? Is it necessary? Its like saying that he feels a need to pull down his pants before he farts. I think he will see a need to do so.
2) After making the whole room smell so 'nice', he did not bother to stay inside with me to 'enjoy' the stench. He went home straight after thinking that he made the place smell nice. Even if he felt the place was sweet smelling, for fuck? wat for u freshen the air, then go home immediately and let the 'nice air' escape without u enjoying it? Its just like he wipes his backside very clean and sparkling, and wash it with martell, then immediately after that go and take a shit.
Haiz...
