Monday, June 20, 2005
6:45 PM
A few assholes
Fear fiends and felatives
Ya, met of few jokers lately...
Firstly, last wed....
Was in the mrt... sitting down happily, then suddenly, here comes a fool... A lady with a plastic bag full of spices came to sit beside me! Then she decided to share the 'aroma' with me! She opened that bag of shit and started smelling it! Imagine, we r sitting side by side, and she put the bag on her lap. Which means it is near my nose. Dear dear always say i have a big nose somemore, doesn't it make it worse! Stupid , might as well fan the smell directly to my nose better, or stuff my whole head in la! cock up.. So i got up, changed sit... but the smell was still there, gonna puke! cannot take it, so i flapped my leathery wings and flew out of the train at marsiling, for some fresh air.
Then fucker number two....
Was at causeway point, going to take the escalator down to meet my dear dear.
The escalator reached le, then this fucker just stand at the end of the escalator, and look at the shops, dunno how to walk away first. Can u imagine, that brainless fucker just stood there, and i was going to crash onto him le. I couldn't bear to destroy that motherfuker's face, si i controlled my temper.. i merely brushed him aside, push him a little... Can u imagine, that fucker dared to stare! Wat the fuck, he was making me fill up with fury, my catalyst to psyche me up for a fight. Super angry, walk towards him.. Then that pussy decided to look away and walk away.. Spoil my mood.. worse still, met my dear dear le, go ya-kun, dun have seats, cos those stupid aunties pay $1.10 then sit there la kopi 110 hours. fuck up.
To sum up a bad week, sat i supposed to end work at 2200hrs.. then at 2215hrs, an asshole stepped in like as if his dad owned the shop. Tried many pieces of clothes for fun, make me work till eleven pm, he tot it was damn funny.. Maybe he felt that working OT w/o pay gives me a sense of satisfaction, like i am contributing to my company to boost the economy, to be a good citzen and then receive a medal on national day.. ya.. as if... But retribution is working... while waiting for that dick, i went to pull the doors first.. glass doors, not easy to see.. So when dick face finally decided to leave, he slammed face into the glass door! wat a dick.. and some scum chao ah beng outside the shop started laughing at that clown, adding to his embarrassment, to my delight! he left a small nose print on the glass door, i cannot bear to clean it away.
And the bartender at my dear dear's workplace is starting to get on my nerves.. always bully her... fucker... useless chao ah beng poseur... one fine day when i can no longer stand that motherfucker, he is gonna bleed upon his knees on the floor.. useless bastard... just a weak pussy, untrained in fighting but thinks he knows how to do it... People like him are standing on his feet only because people like me allows him to.. fucker, time to wake up his bloody ideas. It hurts me to see her unhappy and i feel justified to hurt whoever harms her.
But at least this week i pick up 2 new chinese words.. I thot 'bi hu' is bat ( cos its ears and mouth look like lao hu) , while 'bian fu' is lizard cos its very 'bian'.. Luckily my precious dear dear teach me, if not paiseh somemore.. At least i know now that batman is 'bian fu sia' and not 'bi hu sia'.. And at least i would not say got 'bian fu' crawling on the wall and got 'bi hu' flying about...
Cockster!
Feel free to laugh at others,
dun bother if it hurts them,
cos suppressing your laughter,
gives u internal injuries
